I just listened to Lady Gaga’s new song, and unknowingly managed to live blog it in a conversation with my good friend Joseph Stashko. Here is the live-blogged text in full. (This may or not be a shameless attempt to get some hits by pouncing on the almost definitely popular Lady Gaga and to milk her ‘monsters’ for all they’re worth)
James Butlin
oh…it sounds a bit…x factor?
Joseph Stashko
hahah, yeah it does so far
James Butlin
but like maybe take that quality x factor
Joseph Stashko
bit kareoke
I’m hoping there’s some massive chorus
James Butlin
a huge breakdown
oh, it just got really cascada
intense synth
i think it sounds like katy perry actually
it reminds me loads of a song
can’t put my finger on it
but basically, she’s going to be playing in front of a huge fucking wind machine
Joseph Stashko
haha
yeah
Joseph Stashko
with fuckloads of confetti
and shit
James Butlin
brilliant, some jazz synth
i’ve no idea what this is
Joseph Stashko
oooh, just got it
haha, that’s awesome
wtf
it’s lke
tina turner
James Butlin
this is like whitney houston being fucked by trance
Joseph Stashko
with miles davis bumming her
James Butlin
just lolled
i quite like it
it’s like “i’m not messing around, this is me doing some pop, some proper pop”
“but wait for the jazz, because that will come at you like a rapist”
Joseph Stashko
ahhahahhaah
